Bill Gross Compares Sneeze to Orgasm In Blog Post

The “cat man” is at it again.  After publishing an ode to his gender bending cat named Bob, which he buried in his back yard, Pimco chief Bill Gross is now using his corporate blog to compare a sneeze to an orgasm. A sneeze is half erotic “A sneeze is, to be candid, sort of half erotic, a release of pressure that feels oh so good either before or just after the Achoo!” Bill Gross observed, as he engaged in a rather detailed comparison of the subject matter. “The air, along with 100,000 germs, comes shooting out of your nose faster…