Modern Tulip Mania Grips World As "F#ck Token" Soars 370% And Then Collapses

Editor’s note: Google has strict policies in terms of certain keywords and heavily penalize articles which contain curse words. Therefore, in this article we are unable to spell out the correct four letter word so we  instead use “F#ck Token” in all instances. It is still a bit confusing even with this note but there is nothing we can do here – so please don’t blame us, blame Google. When anthropologists analyze the year 2017, they likely might paint this as a time of illogical decisions painted by unrequited optimism. The height of this moment in history might be August,…