Qatar More Likely To Lose FIFA World Cup Than Russia

Jack Wagner, the former FIFA vice president who once actually cited an article in the satirical newspaper the Onion to defend the beleaguered world soccer organization, now claims his life is in danger. This occurs just days after the organization’s president, Sepp Blatter, resigned after publicly saying doing so would be an admission of guilt – all the while speculation has circulated regarding the U.S. Justice Department’s effective tactics in the matter. Sending a “get tough on financial crime” message, the DoJ used RICO laws to create leverage and then apparently “encouraged” lower level offenders to “flip” on the head of…